Four Eyes, No Hands

The perfect thing for all those near-sighted neo-tribalists out there, James Sooy designed a pair of piercing-mounted eyeglasses that attach to that hunk of metal you hopefully already have spiked through the bridge of your nose. Also a good option for anyone without ears, but who needs glasses and doesn’t want to have to resort to wearing something as barbaric as goggles.

via bTang reBlog

Yeow. I hardly think this trend will catch on. I mean, it's really a lotta work for a pair of glasses that, let's face it, aren't even slightly cool-looking for all of the pain one must go through to attach them to one's--umm-- face. While I'm full of facial piercings myself, I just want to scream looking at this invention.

Attaching cumbersome objects to your piercings is just asking for an opportunity for ripped flesh. But hey, if you're into that sorta thing...