The Mystery of Bush's Bulge Explained

Rev. Fenderson posted this over at American Samisdat yesterday and I feel compelled to re-air it over here because this sorta shit just needs to keep being questioned or we all might as well just shut up and become mindless drones. That's just what "they" want us to do. But I for one have a hard time keeping my mind off the ever-increasing bullshit that pervades what would/could otherwise be known as world peace on this planet.

Oh that smirky bastard of a fake president. I just want to kick him you-know-where...