January 17, 2005Prohibited items for this week's coronation
"posters, signs, placards and any other items at the discretion of the security screeners that may pose a potential safety hazard."
They didn't mention hoop skirts with hidden bubble machines underneath, clown makeup or other face paint, scary halloween masks, lingerie or really big hair, so I guess any of those are OK. Wait, wait, maybe not, let's read that last part again:
"...and any other items at the discretion of the security screeners that may pose a potential safety hazard."
Damn. But I agree with Dr. Menlo-- since when do posters, signs and placards qualify as safety hazards? Paper cuts? Um...
*Edited to remove text that was written (spewed, more like) due to overwhelming feelings of pure rage
Sorry, ranting, but can't help it. Wouldn't it be nice to be able to go through one full day without having to run into something like this to make ya all pissed off?!
link via American Samizdat
They didn't mention hoop skirts with hidden bubble machines underneath, clown makeup or other face paint, scary halloween masks, lingerie or really big hair, so I guess any of those are OK. Wait, wait, maybe not, let's read that last part again:
"...and any other items at the discretion of the security screeners that may pose a potential safety hazard."
Damn. But I agree with Dr. Menlo-- since when do posters, signs and placards qualify as safety hazards? Paper cuts? Um...
*Edited to remove text that was written (spewed, more like) due to overwhelming feelings of pure rage
Sorry, ranting, but can't help it. Wouldn't it be nice to be able to go through one full day without having to run into something like this to make ya all pissed off?!
link via American Samizdat
