April foolery
The Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time
This one's a classic-- wish I woulda thought of it:
#10: Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravity
In 1976 the British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio 2 that at 9:47 AM a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event was going to occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. The planet Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would counteract and lessen the Earth's own gravity. Moore told his listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment that this planetary alignment occurred, they would experience a strange floating sensation. When 9:47 AM arrived, BBC2 began to receive hundreds of phone calls from listeners claiming to have felt the sensation. One woman even reported that she and her eleven friends had risen from their chairs and floated around the room.
Wow, I sure missed going to the annual St. Stupid's Day parade today. Last year was a hoot, but next year my dad and I have plans to go again-- definitely not-to-be-missed if you're planning to be in SF on April 1st.
This one's a classic-- wish I woulda thought of it:
#10: Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravity
In 1976 the British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio 2 that at 9:47 AM a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event was going to occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. The planet Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would counteract and lessen the Earth's own gravity. Moore told his listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment that this planetary alignment occurred, they would experience a strange floating sensation. When 9:47 AM arrived, BBC2 began to receive hundreds of phone calls from listeners claiming to have felt the sensation. One woman even reported that she and her eleven friends had risen from their chairs and floated around the room.
Wow, I sure missed going to the annual St. Stupid's Day parade today. Last year was a hoot, but next year my dad and I have plans to go again-- definitely not-to-be-missed if you're planning to be in SF on April 1st.

April 01, 2005

