May 03, 2005Unitarian Jihad
Startling new underground group spreads lack of panic! Citizens declare themselves "relatively unafraid" of threats of undeclared rationality.
We are Unitarian Jihad. We are everywhere. We have not been born again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do not think that God cares what we read, what we eat or whom we sleep with.
Your Unitarian Jihad Name:
Inspired by Jon Carroll's column in the Chronicle, and after reasoned and lengthy discussion, the committee reached a consensus that you should be called:
SISTER RAIL GUN OF LOOKING AT ALL SIDES OF THE QUESTION
Rock on...
(thanks to Apothekerri for sending this one)
We are Unitarian Jihad. We are everywhere. We have not been born again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do not think that God cares what we read, what we eat or whom we sleep with.
Your Unitarian Jihad Name:
Inspired by Jon Carroll's column in the Chronicle, and after reasoned and lengthy discussion, the committee reached a consensus that you should be called:
SISTER RAIL GUN OF LOOKING AT ALL SIDES OF THE QUESTION
Rock on...
(thanks to Apothekerri for sending this one)
