January 05, 2006Metaversal Waterweek Forecast (Jan 6-12)
Brought to you by Johannes Ayres...
THE METAVERSAL LIGHTCRAFT
HYPER-ABYSSIC ASTROLOGY FORECAST
AND LIGHT SPECIFIC YOGA PLATFORM
THE METAVERSAL WATERWEEK FORECAST
BRIAH THE WORLD OF WATER
Second Quarter Moon
-WATERWEEK-
January 6th to January 12th
So what can we expect from this second week of the Capricorn Lunar cycle? The Moon's second quarter is where we utilize the power of Metaversal Mind, Water, the kabbalistic world of Briah, the Pattern, through the medium of our Emotional and Mental bodies. Since Briah is the realm of Gods and Faeries, Angels and Goddess's, Images and Symbols, Visions and Voices we can expect nothing less than knowledge and conversation with the patterns of our deep Selves, what Jung calls "aspects of The Self, the unified, self-organizing entity we are expressions of". The active second quarter moon on Friday starts the week set into motion our Capricorn need to build. Aries indeed can help us get things going, and can help us make that First Quarter breakthrough, and enjoy doing it. Aries likes the competition (so does Capricorn) and the challenge of pushing through a new endeavor. Aries is associated with Mars, and Mars now-in the Washington DC chart-is in the 12th house of secrets. However, it squares the midheaven, where it meets the public, and hidden things will now emerge into plain sight.
This is a great time for doing deep psychological work which can further our connections to reality, and thus strengthen our foundations. However, we do need to be truthful and penetrating, for Neptune on the midheaven encourages illusions and denial. Aries, however, can give us the courage to pursue that search for truth. Juno is rising, and abuse and "terror" continue to be big issues. A full 8th house shows active transformation in regard to resources and finances. The debt load of the U.S. may be starting to topple the economy. Venus retrograde is conjoining the U.S. Pluto, and re-evaluation of U.S. financial power is happening. Venus will return to this place, traveling direct, on March 1. There are three yods, or Fingers of God, in the sky today, showing that sudden and fated events create a big turn of the wheel. Their apexes, or levers, are our old friends, Jupiter and Saturn, who are associated with the systems which run the normal world, and Vesta, guardian of the hearth, concerned about all kinds of security and protection, including financial and territorial. Vesta is in the 2nd house of money, conjoined the U.S. and Bush Suns, and the nation's security will make a shift. Saturn is on the 4th house cusp of foundations, and Jupiter is in the 6th house of work and service, including the military. A weather or terrorist disaster is certainly possible with these many quincunx energies. Be prepared Friday for the unexpected. It's a good day to at least plan and prepare for emergencies.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 6
If you actively invoke blessed HANIEL, the Archangel of Venus into your heart today, you may find you have developed the ability to feel like Khrisna, multiplying himself into a dozen pastoral, naked farmhands with muddy feet and emerald pond scum on their thighs, or maybe you are a young Freya on the back of a panther, eating honey. In many places around the world, Today is celebrated as Epiphany (also known as the "The Adoration of the Magi" ) ending the twelve days of Christmas as calculated in traditional times. This is the time when the Three Kings, Three Wise Men or Three Magi: Caspar, Melchior and Balthasar are honored for following the star to Bethlehem and bringing the gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh to the Christ child. The Moon is in Aries all day, all headstrong and full of piss and vinegar. Aries represents the period from birth to seven months old, when as new borns, we experience everything as an extension of ourselves. Virtually all energy is devoted to having our needs met. On the World scale, Aries is between 48,000 BC and 26,000 BC, when the primitive Neanderthals were trounced upon by Cro-magnons. They were virtually identical to modern Homo Sapiens, yet anthropologists do not know from whence they came. The Aries Moon can be so enthused with it's own adventure that it might seem a little arrogant. Don't take it personally. The focus is on action, not reaction. This is the active moon which sets into motion our Capricorn need to build. Aries indeed can help us get things going, and can help us make that First Quarter breakthrough, and enjoy doing it. Aries likes the competition (so does Capricorn) and the challenge of pushing through a new endeavor.
Get the responsibilities taken care of early so the rest of the day and night can be devoted to our Lady Aphrodite. At Metaversal Lightcraft, Saturn and Venus have tabled a plan to incrementally raise the instinct awareness levels in afflicted fish, birds and insects. With Venus retrograde in Capricorn restoring innate migratory aptitudes, you can rest assured that a flock of monarch butterflies destined for the Transvolcanic Plateau in Mexico will not end up at a truckstop in Langenberg, Saskatchewan. And who hasn't seen news reports about infertile tortoises, hermaphroditic birds, and six-eyed fish? Perhaps you've even caught one of the latter yourself, while casting your line at the cottage. True, for the most part, these abnormalities are side-effects of chemical dumping, nuclear testing, and other human activities - but humans are a part of Nature, and other species must be equipped to adapt to the novelties introduced by Homo sapiens. Mutational Versatility has always been a major part of the Metaversal Lightcraft mandate. We're thrilled to have the opportunity to put our specialized techniques in the service of our Gaian siblings - to accelerate the evolutionary adaptability towards which all sensible species strive. Also on the agenda is the expansion of her role as chemical supplier to meet the pharmacological needs of various insects, arachnids and cephalopods: bombardier beetles need hydroquinone to stun their assailants, spiders need vortexylene to spin their webs, cuttlefish need customized ink to... well, we're not entirely sure - but where there's a need for 'alchemy' in the Wild Kingdom, Venus will be ready with the goods. And this brings us to what may well be the most exciting aspect of our new Venus retrograde in Capricorn endeavours: Iao Core Cyclonic Generation and Deployment. I'm sure you'll agree that there's nothing quite so thrilling and beautiful as a good tornado. But if you happen to be living in the path of one of these pneumatic wonders, it may be difficult to fully enjoy its poetic grandeur. All in all, tornadoes have been dispensed too randomly. The haphazard, 'anything goes' approach to cyclone vending just does not work in our modern industrialized civilization. The answer? Tornado Vigilance Induction - or TVI, a computer-engineered system for the controlled instigation and direction of tornadoes. Provinces and states that choose membership in our TVI program will be guaranteed, for a seasonal fee, that tornadoes will strike only in designated geographical areas at pre-ordained times. Not only will this eliminate the danger and expense of unwanted cyclones, it will open the door to entrepreneurial and recreational opportunities unimaginable prior to deregulation.
Tornado watching, in designated 'twister valleys', will become the spectator sport par excellence. The potential tourism and broadcast revenue this represents for subscribing governments is stupendous. Furthermore, thrillseeker pastimes such as skydiving, bungee jumping and golfing will be all but forgotten in the wake of the tornado-surfing craze that's sure to sweep the continent. Why be the daredevil who dangles from a cliff or hurtles down the Falls in a barrel - or, for that matter, the couch salamander who watches it all on TV - when you can safely spiral through the air in a specially designed Torsurfer suit from Metaversal Lightcraft. The possibilities, as you can surely begin to imagine, are endless. Not since the Garden of Eden has humanity been granted so magnificent an opportunity to benignly direct the natural domain. This time we won't blow it. With Metaversal Lightcraft leading the way, the future of our earthly adventure will be one of efficiency, fascination and corporate good Circular breathing or (k)not, the Eternal Feminine will lure to perfection, and your Lightcraft will be everywhere at once, in several countries, several states, distributed across multiple time zones, through the solar system, conducting interdisciplinary excavations of Bush's cosmetically concealed train wreck, spectacularly vomiting on to the floor of a hyper-abyssic temple at the peak of an outstanding sonic attack. Goddamn, I Love You!
SATURDAY, JANUARY 7
This morning we may feel feisty, and relationships may not go smoothly, especially before Moon goes VOC in Aries at 6:34 a.m. PST. Moon enters solid Taurus at 12:09 p.m., and we can relax a bit after a couple of high pressure days. It's a good day to take care of mundane chores. Again, we have aspects throughout the night and early morning, transmitting the Light-Specific mysteries of transceivership, beauty and intimacy. When we can truly receive who we are within ourselves it comes from a place of personal intimacy. The original Latin root of intimacy is intimare meaning "to make familiar with." Becoming familiar with ourselves, knowing and respecting who we are assists us in truly experiencing deep intimacy (or closeness) with another who is also willing to share who they truly are. The true art of intimacy extends to every level of being including physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. With the Moon in Taurus we are tuned into the Sensual World. A pure heart mirrors unbounded love in every heartbeat.!. These next couple of days are great for deepening your own personal intimate connection with yourself and those you love? I hope this isn't an ackward time to mention that the structural basis for all Light-specific work in the Metaverse is regular, disciplined connection to the No-Form, meditation, contemplation, what ever you want to call it, as long as it's deep. Supremely solitary in that heath of scrub. The Light-Specific state initiates itself with SOLITUDE, the gratifying element of being alone (if only for 20 minutes a day)... without which, true development is impossible. The point is to connect to your inner source of stability, the state of potentia, the No-Form, at least once a day. No-Form is not a goal or state of "spiritual arrival" (as some religions would have us believe), it is a highly practical, multi-purpose tool for dissolving our identification with the ego. If you want to play with us, this is the only rule. The foundation of our Lightcraft is built in Chaos, so you must maintain a firm foundation, or Chaos your life will be. Some of us need this connection four times a day (sunrise, true noon, sunset, true midnight). Some of us actually manage to do it four times a day. It is a choice you must make. I would do it for you if I could. Once a day is all that's required to maintain the Continuity function. Future generations of yourself will be glad this came to pass. The Lightcraft Academy, Yoga Ceremonial Magick, this astrology forecast, they all provide ritual technology for Self initiation. But the key word here is Self. D.I.Y
SUNDAY, JANUARY 8
This morning is good for hard, intense work, and the afternoon is idea time. Watch for inspiration on solving practical problems. Beginning early this morning, the moon stimulates our entire fixed grand square. We get a mild sample of its energy during the entire day. Night can be sparkling. With the Moon in well-grounded Taurus, it's less bullshit, more pasture, yet never has mankind been so full of manure, or needed so desperately the proper soil to cultivate its higher consciousness, than today. Now I don't mind telling you that my ego hates the idea of being shit for someone else's buddhahood! " How can you believe in astrology?," angry, drunken Basque separatists have asked me. I tell them that astrology is not a belief system, but an archetypal, poetic language. I don't ask you if you believe in Japanese. I ask if you speak it. I don't ask you if you believe in music, I ask if you play it. I happen to speak the heavenly tongue of astrology along with thousands of other highly intelligent, inspiring, spiritual and even scientific astrologers. If I never have to deal with angry, drunken Basque separatists who have stolen the Shroud Of Turin again, it'll be too soon. Still, if my destiny is to be an untransformed seed-cum-manure of a man - or to put it another way - if I can at least be the source of unconscious friction that triggers another Christ or Buddha's urgency to awaken, then so be it. Fertilize my ego! But overeating makes a poor substitute for oral sex as smoking does for breast feeding, so today I suggest we celebrate the Moon in Taurus by not smoking or overeating chocolate, reading some James Joyce to a sexy loved one and singing out (for Taurus rules the throat) "Thwartpeatrick, the rock on which we build our church! Mercury (8 Capricorn) sextile Uranus (8 Pisces) suggests unusual messages are possible designed to revolutionize and shift our assemblage point, or the beliefs we hold about our current reality. Even a small perspective shift can rearrange our current reality and expand our experience into new territory especially when are rolling with the flow and trusting the process.
MONDAY, JANUARY 9
This morning is loving and sensual. Enjoy your breakfast. Relationships are also congenial. At 11:56 a.m. Moon goes VOC, and remains so until it enters Gemini at5:58 p.m. Make your own decisions this afternoon. Waxing Moon in Gemini is linked with the archetypal image of the Fool jumping empty handed into the void completely having surrendered the mind realizing the mind can not know it all and when we move beyond logic and reason magically the laws of gravity or of this reality no longer effect us. This is the Dominion of Tricks, the Realm of the Pranksters. This is where you let me... no - you won't even let me do that here, will you. Remembrance frayed in the shredder of dismay and distance. A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give you an example, show you what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, plate or shrimp, or plate of shrimp out of the blue no explanation. No point in looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness. Connect today with the zero point between Metaverse and Lightpilot through a moment of folded compassion. That timeless feeling that occurs when ones focus is completely in the present encompassing the folded space of the past and futures. As an iceskater who brings in her arms to speed up and have more spin, the thought tentacles that are brought from past and future to present and centered, concentrate intense spin AND AWARENESS. Here in the center of the lightening of spirit lies the infinite information hook-up which living cells require to survive. This electric fractal information con-centricitywhispers the meaning and direction of a "long-wave" context. The long wave connection to all that is.Note - tonight the Moon is moving towards the fixed Star Aldebaran also known as the Eye of the Bull and tomorrow night will have moved just beyond this star.
TUESDAY, JANUARY 10
The Moon conjuncts the fixed star Aldebaran mid-day today. Tonight the Moon will be visible near Aldebaran, the eye of the Bull, connected to the mysteries of the mind. Veering at the mercy of decadent thighs, in billowing abandonment, a serpent dancing on the coy derrière, a baton in the bawdy dunes. The supportive energies of Aldebaran are available when we approach its mysteries with integrity, honor and purity of intent. Sobbing and laughing from the fjord to the poorhouse, the tattooed infant teethes, balancing maliciously over the sea in the jejune elephantine dawn. Aldebaran is linked with the original genetic coding that allowed for the experience of free will here on planet Earth and can help us in co-creating the experience of Heaven on Earth. A chemical fountain floods the parlour of grace, the grand dance of desolate glaciers which lay chained to remote beaches, where birds and rodents thaw. The Moon is a transmitter illuminating these mysteries and how we can more consciously engage them. Generate terrific monuments made of coloured steam. Open the Gaudì folds and release things.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11
Moon is crossing the Galactic Anti-Center today and tomorrow morning will cross the June Solstice point at the intersection of the Milky Way and the Ecliptic. The Galactic Anti-center is located at the center of the Sacred Hoop of stars reminding us that any doctrine or religious movement that advocates shameful wickedness with the alphabet must be interconnected. Each point of the Hoop is a liturgical formula of praise to a mischievous ugly demon rigid from sexual excitement, essential to the whole of life. Each person holds a place (no more or less important than any other place) within the Sacred Hoop of life and it is up to us to fulfill our part by showing up at a card game in which the first player to get rid of his cards hangs from the ceiling to address with abusive language a group of aquatic invertebrate animals and expressing who we are as authentically and genuinely as possible. It is true that Pluto now approaches the core of our Sun's gravitational nucleus, the Galactic Center (GC or Z). Since his discovery, this is the first time Pluto has transited our Galactic Core and the black hole (Sgr A) within it. For purposes of perspective, every 248 years - the cycle required for Pluto's position to come back to any position in the zodiac - the world does not end - unless revisionist history truly did take over when we were not looking. The Galactic Center contains pure informational essence that provides the inspiration to conceive technologies that further humankind. Consider that with Uranus there early in the 20th Century, mechanized flight began to choruses of "If God had intended for man to fly..." With Pluto we can expect, within the same theme, the ability to commercialize space travel just as Richard Branson and the Ansari X Prize promise. Life shaping and death defying technologies stand to appear that challenge our sensibilities regarding God's view of life and death versus that of ethical and moral views held by humans. Breakthroughs in documenting the whereabouts, DNA, mind set and whatever for each and every person on the planet likely comes forth. Is it good to know all about a person's DNA during a disaster? Objectively, sure. Is it good to know where a person goes and what they think in every moment of life? More, inspiration for an objective, spiritually motivated, inclusive society absolutely, without a doubt, comes down the pike in the near future to those who learn to "listen" - a process of conscious channeling regarding the Z point.
It is my estimation that an exponential volume of downloaded cosmic insight gets grabbed by tuned in beings. Further, this era exceeds, for physical, symbolic and enlightenment purposes, the significance of the expiration of the Mayan Calendar. Simply, download the information. Know that such progressive insight appears in bitter pill forms at first. The messages appear to imply conditions of error, wrongness and inadequacy. Yet, six to nine months later, as the sweetened gel cap version appears, the messages morph into constructive, augmenting, expanding, opening, enhancing and brilliantly illuminating insights. The only thing humanity needs to fear is the subjective poison of being afraid of being wrong about any view held. Instead of clinging to wrong, adjust, upgrade and install the latest cosmic insights. Then, by all objective standards, subjectivity and a lack of progress fall to the sword of Metaversal Truth(s), all of which will be upgraded later as humanity integrates the current iterations of inspired insight. You know, the Metaversal version of one step at a time. Every time I think about it I get a shock. Sparks fly from my third eye, light-spray from my crown in a luminous froth: brain waves crashing on cranial shores. On obsessive nights this stroboscopic cogitation hypnotizes passersby on the street outside my room.
THURSDAY, JANUARY 12
The Moon enters Cancer early this morning crossing the June solstice marker near Galactic Anti-center located inside the Sacred Hoop further illuminating the Celestial Grid as we move toward the Full Moon tomorrow. The Cancer mysteries are interested in nurturing the experience of intimacy and closeness with our family and friends. Focusing on the nurturing expression of loving kindness towards ourselves and others is a great way to engage this upcoming Full Moon energy. Moon rise is around 4 pm today, 5 pm on the 13th, 6 pm and on the 14th and 7 pm on 15th depending on local horizon line. In streams like these, motions turn up that cannot be replaced. In hail we storm the edifices of the Moon more incredible than the bursting of a thousand hearts amplified through vacufazers at full speed. This month is likely to further challenge and expand our current perception of reality. The old structures are giving way to new concepts and ideas. The more we try to hang on to what has been the more intense the events will be to force us to let go. The change is happening because it is time. Letting go of all our preconceived ideas of reality and how things should or should not be helps facilitate what is already in process. Inspired action (Mars) that is guided by our inner knowing (Neptune) helps to consciously and innovately (Aquarius) co-create a new expanded (Jupiter) reality (Saturn) beyond what we have previously imagined. This is a natural pre-ordained process similar to what happens to the caterpillar when it is time to become a butterfly. So just as the caterpillar can't fully imagine what it is like to be a butterfly neither can we fully comprehend or imagine what is shifting and changing, or where it will suck away the dross and clutter of this virulent cultural undermind rampant with dubious sampled notions and half-digested leftover memetic visions. Only then will the dragonflies stop venting their anger on the first mate of your Ship of State. Only then will the provisional gods you've held behind plexiglas step forth with new recipes for meringue soufflé, and heaven knows what other wonders.
Tear down the pyramids and let whales dine on the mummies of kings! Everything must go out on the wind. Not a typical wind. Neither my hair nor my clothing are stirred by it. I call this phenomenon the 'parazephyr': a subtle current not reliant upon air molecules for its material influence. And while I couldn't detect it as a physical force, I did have a kind of internal awareness of its presence - somewhat like the mild exhilaration many of us are prone to at the approach of an electrical storm. The temperature of the zone is approximately 23°c. Nevertheless, an eclectic poly-climatic assortment of plant life flourishes there. Tropical ferns and vines - that appears to be banisteriopsis caapi in the foreground - thrive alongside peyote and other forms of cactus, while mushrooms such as stropharia cubensis spring up alongside the trunks of sumac, silver (if it can still be called silver) maple, and other typically northern species of tree. I tasted the sap of one such maple but it was completely flavourless. It occurred to me that my sense of taste might be nullified in that setting, but when I put my finger to my lips after pricking it on a cactus needle I could taste the blood. Later, when I bit into a dusky peach I couldn't taste it at all, though the aroma of this otherworldly fruit was magnificent.
THE METAVERSAL LIGHTCRAFT
HYPER-ABYSSIC ASTROLOGY FORECAST
AND LIGHT SPECIFIC YOGA PLATFORM
THE METAVERSAL WATERWEEK FORECAST
BRIAH THE WORLD OF WATER
Second Quarter Moon
-WATERWEEK-
January 6th to January 12th
So what can we expect from this second week of the Capricorn Lunar cycle? The Moon's second quarter is where we utilize the power of Metaversal Mind, Water, the kabbalistic world of Briah, the Pattern, through the medium of our Emotional and Mental bodies. Since Briah is the realm of Gods and Faeries, Angels and Goddess's, Images and Symbols, Visions and Voices we can expect nothing less than knowledge and conversation with the patterns of our deep Selves, what Jung calls "aspects of The Self, the unified, self-organizing entity we are expressions of". The active second quarter moon on Friday starts the week set into motion our Capricorn need to build. Aries indeed can help us get things going, and can help us make that First Quarter breakthrough, and enjoy doing it. Aries likes the competition (so does Capricorn) and the challenge of pushing through a new endeavor. Aries is associated with Mars, and Mars now-in the Washington DC chart-is in the 12th house of secrets. However, it squares the midheaven, where it meets the public, and hidden things will now emerge into plain sight.
This is a great time for doing deep psychological work which can further our connections to reality, and thus strengthen our foundations. However, we do need to be truthful and penetrating, for Neptune on the midheaven encourages illusions and denial. Aries, however, can give us the courage to pursue that search for truth. Juno is rising, and abuse and "terror" continue to be big issues. A full 8th house shows active transformation in regard to resources and finances. The debt load of the U.S. may be starting to topple the economy. Venus retrograde is conjoining the U.S. Pluto, and re-evaluation of U.S. financial power is happening. Venus will return to this place, traveling direct, on March 1. There are three yods, or Fingers of God, in the sky today, showing that sudden and fated events create a big turn of the wheel. Their apexes, or levers, are our old friends, Jupiter and Saturn, who are associated with the systems which run the normal world, and Vesta, guardian of the hearth, concerned about all kinds of security and protection, including financial and territorial. Vesta is in the 2nd house of money, conjoined the U.S. and Bush Suns, and the nation's security will make a shift. Saturn is on the 4th house cusp of foundations, and Jupiter is in the 6th house of work and service, including the military. A weather or terrorist disaster is certainly possible with these many quincunx energies. Be prepared Friday for the unexpected. It's a good day to at least plan and prepare for emergencies.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 6
If you actively invoke blessed HANIEL, the Archangel of Venus into your heart today, you may find you have developed the ability to feel like Khrisna, multiplying himself into a dozen pastoral, naked farmhands with muddy feet and emerald pond scum on their thighs, or maybe you are a young Freya on the back of a panther, eating honey. In many places around the world, Today is celebrated as Epiphany (also known as the "The Adoration of the Magi" ) ending the twelve days of Christmas as calculated in traditional times. This is the time when the Three Kings, Three Wise Men or Three Magi: Caspar, Melchior and Balthasar are honored for following the star to Bethlehem and bringing the gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh to the Christ child. The Moon is in Aries all day, all headstrong and full of piss and vinegar. Aries represents the period from birth to seven months old, when as new borns, we experience everything as an extension of ourselves. Virtually all energy is devoted to having our needs met. On the World scale, Aries is between 48,000 BC and 26,000 BC, when the primitive Neanderthals were trounced upon by Cro-magnons. They were virtually identical to modern Homo Sapiens, yet anthropologists do not know from whence they came. The Aries Moon can be so enthused with it's own adventure that it might seem a little arrogant. Don't take it personally. The focus is on action, not reaction. This is the active moon which sets into motion our Capricorn need to build. Aries indeed can help us get things going, and can help us make that First Quarter breakthrough, and enjoy doing it. Aries likes the competition (so does Capricorn) and the challenge of pushing through a new endeavor.
Get the responsibilities taken care of early so the rest of the day and night can be devoted to our Lady Aphrodite. At Metaversal Lightcraft, Saturn and Venus have tabled a plan to incrementally raise the instinct awareness levels in afflicted fish, birds and insects. With Venus retrograde in Capricorn restoring innate migratory aptitudes, you can rest assured that a flock of monarch butterflies destined for the Transvolcanic Plateau in Mexico will not end up at a truckstop in Langenberg, Saskatchewan. And who hasn't seen news reports about infertile tortoises, hermaphroditic birds, and six-eyed fish? Perhaps you've even caught one of the latter yourself, while casting your line at the cottage. True, for the most part, these abnormalities are side-effects of chemical dumping, nuclear testing, and other human activities - but humans are a part of Nature, and other species must be equipped to adapt to the novelties introduced by Homo sapiens. Mutational Versatility has always been a major part of the Metaversal Lightcraft mandate. We're thrilled to have the opportunity to put our specialized techniques in the service of our Gaian siblings - to accelerate the evolutionary adaptability towards which all sensible species strive. Also on the agenda is the expansion of her role as chemical supplier to meet the pharmacological needs of various insects, arachnids and cephalopods: bombardier beetles need hydroquinone to stun their assailants, spiders need vortexylene to spin their webs, cuttlefish need customized ink to... well, we're not entirely sure - but where there's a need for 'alchemy' in the Wild Kingdom, Venus will be ready with the goods. And this brings us to what may well be the most exciting aspect of our new Venus retrograde in Capricorn endeavours: Iao Core Cyclonic Generation and Deployment. I'm sure you'll agree that there's nothing quite so thrilling and beautiful as a good tornado. But if you happen to be living in the path of one of these pneumatic wonders, it may be difficult to fully enjoy its poetic grandeur. All in all, tornadoes have been dispensed too randomly. The haphazard, 'anything goes' approach to cyclone vending just does not work in our modern industrialized civilization. The answer? Tornado Vigilance Induction - or TVI, a computer-engineered system for the controlled instigation and direction of tornadoes. Provinces and states that choose membership in our TVI program will be guaranteed, for a seasonal fee, that tornadoes will strike only in designated geographical areas at pre-ordained times. Not only will this eliminate the danger and expense of unwanted cyclones, it will open the door to entrepreneurial and recreational opportunities unimaginable prior to deregulation.
Tornado watching, in designated 'twister valleys', will become the spectator sport par excellence. The potential tourism and broadcast revenue this represents for subscribing governments is stupendous. Furthermore, thrillseeker pastimes such as skydiving, bungee jumping and golfing will be all but forgotten in the wake of the tornado-surfing craze that's sure to sweep the continent. Why be the daredevil who dangles from a cliff or hurtles down the Falls in a barrel - or, for that matter, the couch salamander who watches it all on TV - when you can safely spiral through the air in a specially designed Torsurfer suit from Metaversal Lightcraft. The possibilities, as you can surely begin to imagine, are endless. Not since the Garden of Eden has humanity been granted so magnificent an opportunity to benignly direct the natural domain. This time we won't blow it. With Metaversal Lightcraft leading the way, the future of our earthly adventure will be one of efficiency, fascination and corporate good Circular breathing or (k)not, the Eternal Feminine will lure to perfection, and your Lightcraft will be everywhere at once, in several countries, several states, distributed across multiple time zones, through the solar system, conducting interdisciplinary excavations of Bush's cosmetically concealed train wreck, spectacularly vomiting on to the floor of a hyper-abyssic temple at the peak of an outstanding sonic attack. Goddamn, I Love You!
SATURDAY, JANUARY 7
This morning we may feel feisty, and relationships may not go smoothly, especially before Moon goes VOC in Aries at 6:34 a.m. PST. Moon enters solid Taurus at 12:09 p.m., and we can relax a bit after a couple of high pressure days. It's a good day to take care of mundane chores. Again, we have aspects throughout the night and early morning, transmitting the Light-Specific mysteries of transceivership, beauty and intimacy. When we can truly receive who we are within ourselves it comes from a place of personal intimacy. The original Latin root of intimacy is intimare meaning "to make familiar with." Becoming familiar with ourselves, knowing and respecting who we are assists us in truly experiencing deep intimacy (or closeness) with another who is also willing to share who they truly are. The true art of intimacy extends to every level of being including physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. With the Moon in Taurus we are tuned into the Sensual World. A pure heart mirrors unbounded love in every heartbeat.!. These next couple of days are great for deepening your own personal intimate connection with yourself and those you love? I hope this isn't an ackward time to mention that the structural basis for all Light-specific work in the Metaverse is regular, disciplined connection to the No-Form, meditation, contemplation, what ever you want to call it, as long as it's deep. Supremely solitary in that heath of scrub. The Light-Specific state initiates itself with SOLITUDE, the gratifying element of being alone (if only for 20 minutes a day)... without which, true development is impossible. The point is to connect to your inner source of stability, the state of potentia, the No-Form, at least once a day. No-Form is not a goal or state of "spiritual arrival" (as some religions would have us believe), it is a highly practical, multi-purpose tool for dissolving our identification with the ego. If you want to play with us, this is the only rule. The foundation of our Lightcraft is built in Chaos, so you must maintain a firm foundation, or Chaos your life will be. Some of us need this connection four times a day (sunrise, true noon, sunset, true midnight). Some of us actually manage to do it four times a day. It is a choice you must make. I would do it for you if I could. Once a day is all that's required to maintain the Continuity function. Future generations of yourself will be glad this came to pass. The Lightcraft Academy, Yoga Ceremonial Magick, this astrology forecast, they all provide ritual technology for Self initiation. But the key word here is Self. D.I.Y
SUNDAY, JANUARY 8
This morning is good for hard, intense work, and the afternoon is idea time. Watch for inspiration on solving practical problems. Beginning early this morning, the moon stimulates our entire fixed grand square. We get a mild sample of its energy during the entire day. Night can be sparkling. With the Moon in well-grounded Taurus, it's less bullshit, more pasture, yet never has mankind been so full of manure, or needed so desperately the proper soil to cultivate its higher consciousness, than today. Now I don't mind telling you that my ego hates the idea of being shit for someone else's buddhahood! " How can you believe in astrology?," angry, drunken Basque separatists have asked me. I tell them that astrology is not a belief system, but an archetypal, poetic language. I don't ask you if you believe in Japanese. I ask if you speak it. I don't ask you if you believe in music, I ask if you play it. I happen to speak the heavenly tongue of astrology along with thousands of other highly intelligent, inspiring, spiritual and even scientific astrologers. If I never have to deal with angry, drunken Basque separatists who have stolen the Shroud Of Turin again, it'll be too soon. Still, if my destiny is to be an untransformed seed-cum-manure of a man - or to put it another way - if I can at least be the source of unconscious friction that triggers another Christ or Buddha's urgency to awaken, then so be it. Fertilize my ego! But overeating makes a poor substitute for oral sex as smoking does for breast feeding, so today I suggest we celebrate the Moon in Taurus by not smoking or overeating chocolate, reading some James Joyce to a sexy loved one and singing out (for Taurus rules the throat) "Thwartpeatrick, the rock on which we build our church! Mercury (8 Capricorn) sextile Uranus (8 Pisces) suggests unusual messages are possible designed to revolutionize and shift our assemblage point, or the beliefs we hold about our current reality. Even a small perspective shift can rearrange our current reality and expand our experience into new territory especially when are rolling with the flow and trusting the process.
MONDAY, JANUARY 9
This morning is loving and sensual. Enjoy your breakfast. Relationships are also congenial. At 11:56 a.m. Moon goes VOC, and remains so until it enters Gemini at5:58 p.m. Make your own decisions this afternoon. Waxing Moon in Gemini is linked with the archetypal image of the Fool jumping empty handed into the void completely having surrendered the mind realizing the mind can not know it all and when we move beyond logic and reason magically the laws of gravity or of this reality no longer effect us. This is the Dominion of Tricks, the Realm of the Pranksters. This is where you let me... no - you won't even let me do that here, will you. Remembrance frayed in the shredder of dismay and distance. A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give you an example, show you what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, plate or shrimp, or plate of shrimp out of the blue no explanation. No point in looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness. Connect today with the zero point between Metaverse and Lightpilot through a moment of folded compassion. That timeless feeling that occurs when ones focus is completely in the present encompassing the folded space of the past and futures. As an iceskater who brings in her arms to speed up and have more spin, the thought tentacles that are brought from past and future to present and centered, concentrate intense spin AND AWARENESS. Here in the center of the lightening of spirit lies the infinite information hook-up which living cells require to survive. This electric fractal information con-centricitywhispers the meaning and direction of a "long-wave" context. The long wave connection to all that is.Note - tonight the Moon is moving towards the fixed Star Aldebaran also known as the Eye of the Bull and tomorrow night will have moved just beyond this star.
TUESDAY, JANUARY 10
The Moon conjuncts the fixed star Aldebaran mid-day today. Tonight the Moon will be visible near Aldebaran, the eye of the Bull, connected to the mysteries of the mind. Veering at the mercy of decadent thighs, in billowing abandonment, a serpent dancing on the coy derrière, a baton in the bawdy dunes. The supportive energies of Aldebaran are available when we approach its mysteries with integrity, honor and purity of intent. Sobbing and laughing from the fjord to the poorhouse, the tattooed infant teethes, balancing maliciously over the sea in the jejune elephantine dawn. Aldebaran is linked with the original genetic coding that allowed for the experience of free will here on planet Earth and can help us in co-creating the experience of Heaven on Earth. A chemical fountain floods the parlour of grace, the grand dance of desolate glaciers which lay chained to remote beaches, where birds and rodents thaw. The Moon is a transmitter illuminating these mysteries and how we can more consciously engage them. Generate terrific monuments made of coloured steam. Open the Gaudì folds and release things.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11
Moon is crossing the Galactic Anti-Center today and tomorrow morning will cross the June Solstice point at the intersection of the Milky Way and the Ecliptic. The Galactic Anti-center is located at the center of the Sacred Hoop of stars reminding us that any doctrine or religious movement that advocates shameful wickedness with the alphabet must be interconnected. Each point of the Hoop is a liturgical formula of praise to a mischievous ugly demon rigid from sexual excitement, essential to the whole of life. Each person holds a place (no more or less important than any other place) within the Sacred Hoop of life and it is up to us to fulfill our part by showing up at a card game in which the first player to get rid of his cards hangs from the ceiling to address with abusive language a group of aquatic invertebrate animals and expressing who we are as authentically and genuinely as possible. It is true that Pluto now approaches the core of our Sun's gravitational nucleus, the Galactic Center (GC or Z). Since his discovery, this is the first time Pluto has transited our Galactic Core and the black hole (Sgr A) within it. For purposes of perspective, every 248 years - the cycle required for Pluto's position to come back to any position in the zodiac - the world does not end - unless revisionist history truly did take over when we were not looking. The Galactic Center contains pure informational essence that provides the inspiration to conceive technologies that further humankind. Consider that with Uranus there early in the 20th Century, mechanized flight began to choruses of "If God had intended for man to fly..." With Pluto we can expect, within the same theme, the ability to commercialize space travel just as Richard Branson and the Ansari X Prize promise. Life shaping and death defying technologies stand to appear that challenge our sensibilities regarding God's view of life and death versus that of ethical and moral views held by humans. Breakthroughs in documenting the whereabouts, DNA, mind set and whatever for each and every person on the planet likely comes forth. Is it good to know all about a person's DNA during a disaster? Objectively, sure. Is it good to know where a person goes and what they think in every moment of life? More, inspiration for an objective, spiritually motivated, inclusive society absolutely, without a doubt, comes down the pike in the near future to those who learn to "listen" - a process of conscious channeling regarding the Z point.
It is my estimation that an exponential volume of downloaded cosmic insight gets grabbed by tuned in beings. Further, this era exceeds, for physical, symbolic and enlightenment purposes, the significance of the expiration of the Mayan Calendar. Simply, download the information. Know that such progressive insight appears in bitter pill forms at first. The messages appear to imply conditions of error, wrongness and inadequacy. Yet, six to nine months later, as the sweetened gel cap version appears, the messages morph into constructive, augmenting, expanding, opening, enhancing and brilliantly illuminating insights. The only thing humanity needs to fear is the subjective poison of being afraid of being wrong about any view held. Instead of clinging to wrong, adjust, upgrade and install the latest cosmic insights. Then, by all objective standards, subjectivity and a lack of progress fall to the sword of Metaversal Truth(s), all of which will be upgraded later as humanity integrates the current iterations of inspired insight. You know, the Metaversal version of one step at a time. Every time I think about it I get a shock. Sparks fly from my third eye, light-spray from my crown in a luminous froth: brain waves crashing on cranial shores. On obsessive nights this stroboscopic cogitation hypnotizes passersby on the street outside my room.
THURSDAY, JANUARY 12
The Moon enters Cancer early this morning crossing the June solstice marker near Galactic Anti-center located inside the Sacred Hoop further illuminating the Celestial Grid as we move toward the Full Moon tomorrow. The Cancer mysteries are interested in nurturing the experience of intimacy and closeness with our family and friends. Focusing on the nurturing expression of loving kindness towards ourselves and others is a great way to engage this upcoming Full Moon energy. Moon rise is around 4 pm today, 5 pm on the 13th, 6 pm and on the 14th and 7 pm on 15th depending on local horizon line. In streams like these, motions turn up that cannot be replaced. In hail we storm the edifices of the Moon more incredible than the bursting of a thousand hearts amplified through vacufazers at full speed. This month is likely to further challenge and expand our current perception of reality. The old structures are giving way to new concepts and ideas. The more we try to hang on to what has been the more intense the events will be to force us to let go. The change is happening because it is time. Letting go of all our preconceived ideas of reality and how things should or should not be helps facilitate what is already in process. Inspired action (Mars) that is guided by our inner knowing (Neptune) helps to consciously and innovately (Aquarius) co-create a new expanded (Jupiter) reality (Saturn) beyond what we have previously imagined. This is a natural pre-ordained process similar to what happens to the caterpillar when it is time to become a butterfly. So just as the caterpillar can't fully imagine what it is like to be a butterfly neither can we fully comprehend or imagine what is shifting and changing, or where it will suck away the dross and clutter of this virulent cultural undermind rampant with dubious sampled notions and half-digested leftover memetic visions. Only then will the dragonflies stop venting their anger on the first mate of your Ship of State. Only then will the provisional gods you've held behind plexiglas step forth with new recipes for meringue soufflé, and heaven knows what other wonders.
Tear down the pyramids and let whales dine on the mummies of kings! Everything must go out on the wind. Not a typical wind. Neither my hair nor my clothing are stirred by it. I call this phenomenon the 'parazephyr': a subtle current not reliant upon air molecules for its material influence. And while I couldn't detect it as a physical force, I did have a kind of internal awareness of its presence - somewhat like the mild exhilaration many of us are prone to at the approach of an electrical storm. The temperature of the zone is approximately 23°c. Nevertheless, an eclectic poly-climatic assortment of plant life flourishes there. Tropical ferns and vines - that appears to be banisteriopsis caapi in the foreground - thrive alongside peyote and other forms of cactus, while mushrooms such as stropharia cubensis spring up alongside the trunks of sumac, silver (if it can still be called silver) maple, and other typically northern species of tree. I tasted the sap of one such maple but it was completely flavourless. It occurred to me that my sense of taste might be nullified in that setting, but when I put my finger to my lips after pricking it on a cactus needle I could taste the blood. Later, when I bit into a dusky peach I couldn't taste it at all, though the aroma of this otherworldly fruit was magnificent.
